Tumblr (3.0; @lana-del-raisinbran)http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/ <video id='embed-5b32e528c4767950750672' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ocsxzncxuX1sg5u7k_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":19,"hdUrl":"https://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/video_file/t:OmIe1mvLXlVyDgD835oW6g/175285681087/tumblr_ocsxzncxuX1sg5u7k","filmstrip":{"url":"http://65.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_ocsxzncxuX1sg5u7k_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/video_file/t:OmIe1mvLXlVyDgD835oW6g/175285681087/tumblr_ocsxzncxuX1sg5u7k/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://theshitneyspears.com/post/149772686424/killer-im-coming-to-kill-you-as-soon-as-i-find" class="tumblr_blog">theshitneyspears</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Killer: I’m coming to kill you as soon as I find your house addre- </p> <p>me:<br/></p> </blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175285681087http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175285681087Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:46:33 -0700<p><a href="https://pancakeke.tumblr.com/post/172314535279/pancakeke-types-of-infused-water-ive-been-told" class="tumblr_blog">pancakeke</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://pancakeke.tumblr.com/post/172282486634/types-of-infused-water-ive-been-told-to-make-hot" class="tumblr_blog">pancakeke</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>types of infused water I’ve been told to make:</p> <ul><li>hot dog water</li> <li>pickles</li> </ul></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="874" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5eaeb929dfdc7476cdb9e72e7482f4a9/tumblr_inline_p69fx3vqPw1qgjer5_500.png" data-orig-height="874" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure><p>these two replies are worrying for different reasons</p> </blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175277440387http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175277440387Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:42:06 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bb0a8c5c9bcfe37227ae8b3b68f376f2/tumblr_nzmih6xbom1sbo8x4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175277359502http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175277359502Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:38:50 -0700<p><a href="http://modernsapho.tumblr.com/post/174099360844/candywifes-candywifes-candywifes-cherry" class="tumblr_blog">modernsapho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://candywifes.tumblr.com/post/174054368172/candywifes-candywifes-cherry-coke-is-a-lesbian" class="tumblr_blog">candywifes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://candywifes.tumblr.com/post/173165315002/candywifes-cherry-coke-is-a-lesbian-aesthetic" class="tumblr_blog">candywifes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://candywifes.tumblr.com/post/173165032992/cherry-coke-is-a-lesbian-aesthetic" class="tumblr_blog">candywifes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>cherry coke is a lesbian aesthetic</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="600"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3ddf2a5e98838f54bd0d33b4765542c9/tumblr_inline_p7jsyfic8G1rx2xa6_540.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="600"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="692" data-orig-width="1153"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/42df29cc970fd7368bd2ee9774ab58b0/tumblr_inline_p7jsz3JNsa1rx2xa6_540.jpg" data-orig-height="692" data-orig-width="1153"/></figure><p>👀👀👀</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1434" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1a1add65370a8f9b43eb7868db96d85b/tumblr_inline_p8zkhtwCJv1rx2xa6_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1434" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure><p>she got a goth gf</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="390" data-orig-width="723"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/508dc73fa9956a0e54e4cb473bb75bcd/tumblr_inline_p922l2frNH1t4ibi0_540.png" data-orig-height="390" data-orig-width="723"/></figure></blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175275324937http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175275324937Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:14:33 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0cd4281549bf17562d3bd882fbdc5c23/tumblr_nndxpqPBrm1r84j1uo1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/801e24604896427fe10ec4d45582f731/tumblr_nndxpqPBrm1r84j1uo2_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://light-leaper.tumblr.com/post/170076479820/gigaguess-samsweetmilk-live-from-twitter" class="tumblr_blog">light-leaper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gigaguess.tumblr.com/post/120144236307/samsweetmilk-live-from-twitter-this-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">gigaguess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://samsweetmilk.tumblr.com/post/117374735857/live-from-twitter" class="tumblr_blog">samsweetmilk</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>live from twitter</p></blockquote> <p>This is a roller coaster ride, start to finish.</p> </blockquote> <p>Tom Waits pretending to be eight dogs</p> </blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175275320452http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175275320452Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:14:21 -0700<p><a href="http://gayandstressedout.tumblr.com/post/174389098800/but-antidepressants-changes-your-brain" class="tumblr_blog">gayandstressedout</a>:</p><blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="767" data-orig-width="777"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/83c839bed03b2c5cd1abdc74ec3f7a7e/tumblr_inline_p9irljAoGM1t08699_540.png" data-orig-height="767" data-orig-width="777"/></figure></blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175275268732http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175275268732Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:12:12 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/28e0e1e31f0662d21516106dd2bb279c/tumblr_p3jexkO9Pm1vx9xi5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://roxolotl.tumblr.com/post/170476785656/crash-bandicoot-licensed-to-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">roxolotl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>crash bandicoot LICENSED to fuck</p></blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175275247362http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175275247362Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:11:21 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/578400a4a8bd67658088fb6417af6baa/tumblr_nchm4dDJEp1r1dqpyo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ae6f17d2d214ca0b3e2e54159ab70c96/tumblr_nchm4dDJEp1r1dqpyo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/451c6f3d6fe02b0956025d46610b9ac1/tumblr_nchm4dDJEp1r1dqpyo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/35680fe720137424e1da86cee36d2c89/tumblr_nchm4dDJEp1r1dqpyo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e8b0955026fdaccb5169a8ee78395c5b/tumblr_nchm4dDJEp1r1dqpyo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5a79e6acfa20a8fb11c79573c8d42465/tumblr_nchm4dDJEp1r1dqpyo6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://iguanamouth.tumblr.com/post/98438501502/she-just-stood-there-doing-this-little-dance-until" class="tumblr_blog">iguanamouth</a>:</p><blockquote><p>she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up</p></blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175274937187http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175274937187Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:59:29 -0700<p><a href="http://hotcommunist.tumblr.com/post/174853479216/some-asshole-you-cant-just-say-everything-is-gay" class="tumblr_blog">hotcommunist</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://hotcommunist.tumblr.com/post/174850651031/some-asshole-you-cant-just-say-everything-is-gay" class="tumblr_blog">hotcommunist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hotcommunist.tumblr.com/post/174848574501/some-asshole-you-cant-just-say-everything-is-gay" class="tumblr_blog">hotcommunist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hotcommunist.tumblr.com/post/174848370151/some-asshole-you-cant-just-say-everything-is-gay" class="tumblr_blog">hotcommunist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>some asshole:</b> you can’t just say everything is gay because- </p> <p><b>me, pointing to a big lobster I’ve just seen scuttle under a big rock:</b> lesbian</p> </blockquote> <p><b>same asshole:</b> actually animals don’t have a concept of-</p> <p><b>me, gently holding the lobster claw:</b> wife</p> </blockquote> <p><b>still the same asshole, trembling in fear: </b>why does your beautiful lobster wife have a hammer </p> <p><b>my beautiful lobster wife:</b> *kills him*</p> </blockquote> <p><b>me: </b>oh fuck I need to pay rent :/</p> <p><b>my beautiful lobster wife, who has doubled in size from how much I love her: </b>*eats my landlord*</p> </blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175256765047http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175256765047Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:26:29 -0700<p><a href="http://firstdegreeliberty.tumblr.com/post/159943010874/heimwehr-robloxgf-suicidalnautilus" class="tumblr_blog">firstdegreeliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://heimwehr.tumblr.com/post/159930209509/robloxgf-suicidalnautilus-robloxgf-how" class="tumblr_blog">heimwehr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://robloxgf.tumblr.com/post/159930188729/suicidalnautilus-robloxgf-how-dare-u-reblog" class="tumblr_blog">robloxgf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://suicidalnautilus.tumblr.com/post/159919307690/robloxgf-how-dare-u-reblog-my-posts-but-not" class="tumblr_blog">suicidalnautilus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://robloxgf.tumblr.com/post/159721840099/how-dare-u-reblog-my-posts-but-not-follow-me" class="tumblr_blog">robloxgf</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>how dare u reblog my posts but not follow me</p></blockquote> <p>If you find a gold bar in a trash bag, will you take the whole trash can, or just the gold bar?</p> </blockquote> <p>the fuck</p> </blockquote> <p>cold af<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>*writes down time of death*</p> </blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175241695577http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175241695577Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:08:19 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6dc1463a51abcdb36449d3d29ea60d33/tumblr_oldm0uQs591qhzw8jo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://touchtheowl.tumblr.com/post/160606597088/rasec-wizzlbang-grawly-new-sunchip-what" class="tumblr_blog">touchtheowl</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://rasec-wizzlbang.tumblr.com/post/160606493803/grawly-new-sunchip-what-flavor" class="tumblr_blog">rasec-wizzlbang</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://grawly.tumblr.com/post/157240564913/new-sunchip" class="tumblr_blog">grawly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>new sunchip</p></blockquote> <p style="">what flavor?<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah</p> </blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175241622807http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175241622807Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:05:19 -0700<p><a href="http://shibasushi.tumblr.com/post/162301281078/fun-gender-neutral-ways-to-greet-ur-friends" class="tumblr_blog">shibasushi</a>:</p><blockquote><p>- whats up fidget spinners <br/> - hey flat earthers <br/> - look it’s my favorite cars 3 fans<br/> - howdy pardner <br/> - emoji movie comes out july 28 2017</p></blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175241542772http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175241542772Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:02:16 -0700<p><a href="http://leopharry.tumblr.com/post/169258946970/i-have-decided-on-a-new-constellation-i-call-it" class="tumblr_blog">leopharry</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.</p></blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175241456547http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175241456547Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:59:50 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/406329f34b7262143cf26ce9b7d7aaad/tumblr_paadasOLu51tovmb9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175241396412http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175241396412Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:57:18 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ddda21048d55850e1681439a23384284/tumblr_p35xmsVaxn1w4eqqho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175226087312http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175226087312Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:29:02 -0700<p><a href="http://sober-2.tumblr.com/post/163638993664/the-shining-is-barely-even-a-horror-movie-men-just" class="tumblr_blog">sober-2</a>:</p><blockquote><p>The shining is barely even a horror movie men just be like that</p></blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175214175442http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175214175442Sun, 24 Jun 2018 13:17:33 -0700<p><a href="https://coolcatgroup.tumblr.com/post/174041186616" class="tumblr_blog">coolcatgroup</a>:</p><blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="459" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b57c27156ff8e68559d9d8dad230898d/tumblr_inline_p8yn1fUSZM1ukoi7g_500.png" data-orig-height="459" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="272" data-orig-width="272"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ecf2ccf86186de7b188f65baa490c47/tumblr_inline_p8yn1fH6fP1ukoi7g_400.jpg" data-orig-height="272" data-orig-width="272"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="581"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bcf946ee8d8ac337cce6a58c2f6d5241/tumblr_inline_p8yn1g4y8a1ukoi7g_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="581"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="914" data-orig-width="914"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2552945513e2876f53e9d6c7703dc1d7/tumblr_inline_p8yn1gRNA71ukoi7g_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="914" data-orig-width="914"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="456" data-orig-width="498"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5593888ea2aa2c73528ce9fe2370b32d/tumblr_inline_p8yn1gR0qt1ukoi7g_500.jpg" data-orig-height="456" data-orig-width="498"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="579" data-orig-width="553"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2778ae805bda667693f24b545708a88d/tumblr_inline_p8yn1gbIlv1ukoi7g_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="579" data-orig-width="553"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="688" data-orig-width="735"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ef61a24823968e4684ec31d33ad18563/tumblr_inline_p8yn1gVcQZ1ukoi7g_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="688" data-orig-width="735"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="351" data-orig-width="351"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9dfa4d88108958cbd6e22a45ff3c5f77/tumblr_inline_p8yn1gTH3B1ukoi7g_400.jpg" data-orig-height="351" data-orig-width="351"/></figure></blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175214158007http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175214158007Sun, 24 Jun 2018 13:16:58 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/41d36f1925d27989481f579372d29cb0/tumblr_om7gjcbcZ91uvg4u6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://springtwerp.tumblr.com/post/157915400419/i-fucking-love-the-indie-games-industry" class="tumblr_blog">springtwerp</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I fucking love the indie games industry</p></blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175211604202http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175211604202Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:45:51 -0700<p><a href="https://brendanthesalty.tumblr.com/post/174715537408/im-a-gay-homosexual-male-man-but-as-soon-as-i-saw" class="tumblr_blog">brendanthesalty</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I’m a gay homosexual male man but as soon as I saw Cate Blanchett start turning those looks in <i>Ocean’s 8</i> I could feel the powerful psychic energies of thousands of my lesbian and bisexual sisters collectively swooning at the sight and honestly I’m so happy for y’all you drink in that raw sapphic beauty this weekend you deserve it.</p></blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175210653967http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175210653967Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:10:44 -0700<p><a href="http://snorlaxatives.tumblr.com/post/174551638554/just-had-the-strangest-encounter-at-the-cvs-photo" class="tumblr_blog">snorlaxatives</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>just had the strangest encounter at the cvs photo counter…. i was like “hi i had some photos printed through your website” and the employee just said “so?”</p></blockquote>http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175201641662http://lana-del-raisinbran.tumblr.com/post/175201641662Sun, 24 Jun 2018 04:54:59 -0700